Monday, December 22, 2008

The 12 days of Reffie's Christmas...

On the first day of Christmas,
the my true life sent to me
Crooked NHL referees.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Three broken pipes,
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Six bills I'm still paying ,
Five migraines ,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Seven months of snowing,
Six bills I'm still paying,
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two prefect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Eight hives an itching,
Seven months of snowing,
Six bills I'm still paying,
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two prefect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Nine lotto ticket winnings,
Eight hives an itching,
Seven months of snowing,
Six bills I'm still paying,
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two prefect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Ten extra pounds,
Nine lotto ticket winnings,
Eight hives an itching,
Seven months a snowing,
Six bills I'm still paying,
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two prefect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Eleven photo jobs,
Ten extra pounds,
Nine lotto ticket winnings,
Eight hives an itching,
Seven months of snow,
Six bills I'm still paying,
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true life sent to me
Twelve months with family,
Eleven photo jobs,
Ten extra pounds,
Nine lotto ticket winnings,
Eight hives an itching,
Seven months of snowing
Six bills I'm still paying,
Five migraines,
Four flat tires,
Three broken pipes,
Two perfect nieces,
And crooked NHL referees!